hey. um, can you do me a favor and hold onto obama for me? i don’t think that the candidates we’ve got are up to par.

i watched an episode of “how i met your mother,” where ted mosby said, after wracking his brain over which girl out of the two that he met to take out again. he said something brilliant and it goes something along the lines of “i don’t want to have to be making a hard decision about whether to date someone; i wanna fall head over heels in love with her.”

so listen, america. why should we be wracking our brain over romney and gingrich? right now isn’t the time. you know what ted ended up doing in the end? the date that he had planned he spent with someone he already knew. maybe that’s what’s best. take a tip from ted; go with robin (obama).

horseonaspaceship:

do you ever have these weird mashed-up phrases that pop into your head and don’t even make any sense?

• “I’m going to quit life and become a parking ticket”

I mean really what on earth?

all the time.